{"product_id":"evil-keeps-me-young-binder-bundle-a5-binder-matching-paper-beaded-pen","title":"Evil Keeps Me Young Binder Bundle - A5 Binder, Matching Paper \u0026 Beaded Pen","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eCheaper than retinol. More fun than pilates.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis Evil Keeps Me Young bundle is straight out of a villain's spellbook — dripping haunted lettering in toxic green and ghostly white, a leering skull, curling potion smoke, spiderwebs in the corners, and a striped tentacle winding through it all on black. It's the skincare routine they don't want you to know about: a little mischief, a little menace, and eight hours of sleep you stole from your enemies. Aging gracefully is optional. Cackling is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOnly 1 of this bundle in stock — once it's claimed, this design is gone from the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis bundle includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA5 faux leather 6-ring binder with magnetic closure, featuring the Evil Keeps Me Young design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100 sheets of double-sided lined paper in the matching design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHandmade beaded pen with an acrylic topper made to match this design (pen not pictured — she's still on the workbench)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe pen is handmade with its own personality — no two are ever quite the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrders ship within 2–4 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Chaos Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52003417227480,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/7136\/3544\/files\/IMG_0153.jpg?v=1784535928","url":"https:\/\/thechaoscreative.com\/products\/evil-keeps-me-young-binder-bundle-a5-binder-matching-paper-beaded-pen","provider":"The Chaos Creative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}