{"product_id":"i-dont-have-the-energy-to-pretend-that-i-like-you-binder-bundle-a5-binder-matching-paper-beaded-pen","title":"I Don't Have the Energy to Pretend That I Like You Binder Bundle - A5 Binder, Matching Paper \u0026 Beaded Pen","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eShe's not mean. She's just conserving resources.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis bundle is soft pastel with a hard boundary — cool mint faux leather, a distressed paint-swiped frame, and bold purple-and-black lettering delivering the news in writing so she never has to say it out loud. The colors say gentle and calm. The words say her social battery died in 2019 and you are not the charger. Low energy, high standards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOnly 1 of this bundle in stock — once it's claimed, this design is gone from the shop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis bundle includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eA5 faux leather 6-ring binder with magnetic closure, featuring the I Don't Have the Energy design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e100 sheets of double-sided lined paper in the matching design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHandmade teal beaded pen with a pink sparkle bead, topped with an acrylic topper of the full design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe pen topper is handmade with its own personality — no two are ever quite the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eOrders ship within 2–4 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Chaos Creative","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52003324133592,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0821\/7136\/3544\/files\/Idonthavetheenergy.jpg?v=1784532180","url":"https:\/\/thechaoscreative.com\/products\/i-dont-have-the-energy-to-pretend-that-i-like-you-binder-bundle-a5-binder-matching-paper-beaded-pen","provider":"The Chaos Creative","version":"1.0","type":"link"}