Evil Keeps Me Young Binder Bundle - A5 Binder, Matching Paper & Beaded Pen

Cheaper than retinol. More fun than pilates.

This Evil Keeps Me Young bundle is straight out of a villain's spellbook — dripping haunted lettering in toxic green and ghostly white, a leering skull, curling potion smoke, spiderwebs in the corners, and a striped tentacle winding through it all on black. It's the skincare routine they don't want you to know about: a little mischief, a little menace, and eight hours of sleep you stole from your enemies. Aging gracefully is optional. Cackling is not.

Only 1 of this bundle in stock — once it's claimed, this design is gone from the shop.

This bundle includes:

• A5 faux leather 6-ring binder with magnetic closure, featuring the Evil Keeps Me Young design
• 100 sheets of double-sided lined paper in the matching design
• Handmade beaded pen with an acrylic topper made to match this design (pen not pictured — she's still on the workbench)

The pen is handmade with its own personality — no two are ever quite the same.

Orders ship within 2–4 business days.