Excuse the Mess I'm a Shitty Housewife Binder Bundle.

Excuse the mess... I'm a shitty housewife, and honestly? The apron still slays.

This retro pinup bundle serves 1950s housewife glam with a modern attitude problem — leopard print apron, cat-eye liner, a spray bottle labeled Chaotic But Cute, and a sink full of dishes she is absolutely not doing.

Only 1 of this bundle in stock — once it's claimed, this design is gone from the shop.

This bundle includes:

• A5 faux leather 6-ring binder with magnetic closure, featuring the retro Excuse the Mess pinup design
• 100 sheets of double-sided lined paper in the matching design
• Handmade ombre beaded pen topped with a glitter acrylic pinup topper

The pen topper is handmade with its own personality — no two are ever quite the same.

Orders ship within 2–4 business days.