For the days that call for zero patience and maximum glitter.
The sassy collection is where all the "I'm out of fucks and running low on patience" energy lives. Toppers include "I'm trying to stop being mean but it's like y'all have to stop being stupid first," "my neck my back my anxiety attack," Hot Mess Express, "wanna do something weird," Dog Mama with attitude, and every mood between corporate rage and mom-life chaos.
Each topper is built by hand from two printed acrylic flat backs, so your pen has a front AND a back — no plain side hiding while you write "per my last email" for the fourth time. Beaded barrels come in coordinating colors that match the design's energy, from checkered attitude to soft pink chaos.
Perfect for your desk, your planner, your bag, or the coworker who deserves to know she's been seen.
Product Features:
Two-sided acrylic topper: Handmade from two printed flat backs, front and back designed
Beaded barrel: Coordinating colors matched per design's mood
Standard black ballpoint pen: Twist-style, writes smoothly
Handmade in my studio: Every topper built by hand, not sourced or assembled from stock beads
Design variety: Adult humor, mom life, corporate rage, sassy quotes, "leave me alone" energy
How to Use: Twist the barrel to extend or retract the pen tip. Refills use a shorter size than standard ballpoint refills — replacements are widely available online under "beadable pen refills" or "short ballpoint pen refills." I also sell matching refills separately in my shop.
